Also, I found this on my hard drive last night and I enjoyed it. SO NOW YOU WILL ENJOY IT ALSO.
Here is a thing.
Not much. It’s just a thing.
It has bright colours and if you hold it against your face, that feels nice.
It looks pretty and your friends will like it.
It might not be strictly necessary, but it is vitally important.
This thing may not look like much, but that is the amazingness of the thing.
The thing keeps the world revolving. The thing keeps the sun in the sky and the water in the ocean and the birds singing their little songs in the trees.
That is the secret of the thing.
Other things it can do, is sit on your shelf. Or on your floor, or tucked away in your cupboard. It’s really up to you, is what I’m trying to say. Once the thing belongs to you, then you can do what you like with it.
The thing is interesting and unique. It will tell other people you are interesting and unique. At least as interesting and unique as the other people who have the thing. And, in the big scheme of things, that is pretty interesting and unique.
The thing has magic powers. It will cause you to lose weight and have a nicer nose and get better hair. It will show you how to dress properly and how to flirt with that attractive person you have your eye on.
The simple fact of the matter is that your whole life will get better if you have the thing. That’s a guarantee.
And the good news is that you too can have the thing. The thing is for everybody. Not just anybody, you understand, but if you want it enough, if you work for it and save for it and dream for it, the thing can be yours as well.
The other good news is that it really is a bargain for the price. When you think about value for money, about what this thing can do, what it has the potential to do, then I know that what we’re asking will seem reasonable. It costs a little bit of money. And a bit of self-esteem. Perhaps some hopes and dreams and part of your children’s future and their children’s future.
But, really look at the thing. Really consider it and it’s potential. I know you’ll come to the same conclusion I came to.
The thing really is the most necessary thing in the world.