Quotes from a Night Out with Jess

‘Talk to dirty to me!’

‘Send me a penis picture!’

‘You should be in cartoons with that voice.’

‘There’s a little bit of Miley in all of us. I mean, it might be really really small. And really really hidden. it might be way down. But, she’s there. Twerking on your lower intestine. Is that a stomach ache? No, that’s just Miley, twerking away. Quit twerking Miley! I’m trying to sleep!’

‘Oh, yes, please tell me about your love life. It makes me feel better about mine.’

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s